My Version Of The Pet Profiles

I have taken it upon myself to do a profile of my pets. I have two pets, Peanut the dog and Bella the cat. I have had Bella for three years and Peanut for almost two.

First Pet: Peanut

Where I Got Her: A patient from my former job found her in a box at a rest area. I didn't even see her and I said, "I'll take her!" The lady told me she was an Eskimo Husky...ha ha, not even close!


How I Named Her: I actually went out of town the day after I got her and left her with my roommates. I didn't have a name for her when I left. I asked Jenny when I got home what she had been calling her and she said, "Peanut." I liked it and it became her name.

Special Talents: None

Best Physical Feature: Her eyes...they are so pretty!

If She Could Talk She Would Say: "Shut up, Mom!"








Second Pet: Bella

Where I Got Her: Erik's mom had a cat who had a litter. At the time I couldn't have a dog so I got the next best thing.

How I Named Her: Our Belarussian child was with me on her last night in the United States when I got her. We used to call her our little Belaruga. I decided since it was her last night here that I would name that cat after her.

Special Talents: Being an extreme bitch and tormenting the hell out of Peanut from high places.

Best Physical Feature: She has a nice ass

If She Could Talk She Would Say: "Why the hell did you bring that stupid dog home?






OK, so that's not as entertaining as Phil's profiles, but it will have to do. He made a promise to profile everyone's pets because he failed on the ski tripper profiles. It doesn't look like he is going to live up to this promise either.

I am really writing because I took Peanut to the vet today. She has been chewing all of her hair off. I used to think it was a nervous condition, but recently I realized that it had to be more. I wasn't sure what the vet was going to tell me. I was shocked when he told me the real cause...she has fleas! I was shocked as ever. I have never seen one on her and she stays inside all the time. I wish I would have known that because I could have saved $150 and gone to the store instead. I also had to get medicine for Bella. Oh well, I hope this works and her hair grows back because she is not looking too pretty these days. She has also gained 11 pounds since the last time I took her to the vet. What a fat ass! She is up to a whopping 52 lbs. Wow!

The vet put Peanut's Fronline on her and I thought, Oh no big deal. When I got home I had to put it on Bella. I had her pinned down as I was trying to open the damn container. That was the biggest challenge. It actually went better than I thought. Bella has actually been following me around all night. Maybe she liked it!

It's a good thing I love my pets or the shelter would have had two more residents today!

P.S. We saw a Husky at the vet today and Peanut told me that she really misses Dixie and she wants her to come visit soon. (Hint, hint, Amber...)