The Film Geeks Meet Jana Land

Jana Land was finally united with The Film Geeks last night (www.thefilmgeek.blogspot.com). I'm not even sure how I started reading this blog, but I think Cara told me about it. Anywho, The Film Geek is Cara's old boss and Mrs. Film Geek is his wife. We have left comments on each other's blogs, but they were both a mystery. I do remember seeing a picture of Mrs. Film Geek with Matthew McConaughey, but Mr. Film Geek does not like to reveal his identity. That is why I am going to take it as my duty to reveal this mystery we call "The Film Geek". This past week, Mrs. Film Geek celebrated her 40th birthday. They went to dinner and Cara talked them into coming to Hank's. Cara was in the parking lot getting a bag of office supplies (see The Film Geek's blog for more info) when I arrived at Hank's. She said, "Guess who just got here!" I said, "The Film Geek" as I jumped up and down. I am so glad that I finally got to meet The Film Geeks, especially Mrs. She is so much fun! Also, they are going to be at the beach the same week as me. I'm not sure if Mr. Film Geek will approve of us hanging out after he finally met Jana Land "Live", but hopefully he will. He obviously didn't have as much fun as us, but that's because he was sober. He actually left her there at one point. We asked her how she was getting home and she just looked at us and said, "I don't know!" as she laughed hysterically. When he left we decided to pull out the bad of office supplies and have a little fun. We had name tags, pencils, pens, rubberbands and little clips (see pictures below). We got busted in the middle of our photo shoot because he came back to get her. Oh well, it was all out of good fun. Film Geek, I know you have nothing but good intentions. You just have to face it, you f'ed up! It's ok because I think you made up by bringing her to Hank's. We also had a little more fun with some 80's and 90's music. Mrs. Film Geek took it upon her self to do the "Bye, bye, bye" dance. She was actually pretty good. I'm pretty sure she had a great time and I know I did. You guys have to come out more often!

Mrs. Film Geek showing us her moves

Cara and Mrs. Film Geek breaking it down

Cara and Mrs. Film Geek

Me and Mrs. Film Geek

Me and Rea, before I knew about her pencil fetish (see below)

Office supplies rock, but they aren't that romantic

Rea said I look like a pencil porn star in this pic. I don't know what kind of porn you are watching Rea, but I think you may need some help!

Can't get enough of the office supplies

I got another name tag that I didn't know about

Yes, our name tags say Jana Land and Cara Land

I got home a little later than I wanted to and I had to work this morning. The cops were blocking the road that I always take home so I had to take a little "detour". Someone told me today that a car drove into the creek. Once I got home we had a conference call with me, Cara, Kelly and Mrs. Film Geek. Mrs. Film Geek was so drunk that I couldn't understand a word she was saying. Mr. Film Geek finally took the phone away from her and hung up. Happy Birthday!

Well, there you have it, another exciting evening in the life of Jana Land. It was great to meet The Film Geeks and I hope that they come out more often. I hope you don't take offense to anything I say Mr. Film Geek. If you do, we may not be able to be friends anymore. Just kidding. See you at the beach!

Oh yeah, a little disclaimer:

Someone who will remain nameless called me and asked if I left him a dirty message. I swear that I didn't that time and I do not know who did, but I made sure that one was made later. I took Rea outside with me because I don't think I even know how to leave a dirty message. Some girl outside looked like she would do a great job so I asked her to do me a favor. So if you are reading this, it wasn't me. It was pretty funny though!